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Rap Battle: Tali'Zorah vs Legion (Mass Effect)Legion:Rap Battle: Tali'Zorah vs Legion (Mass Effect) by Medallo-Argoton
My name's Legoin, for we're many MCs
All workin' together to make a super-psyche.
This unit's ready to battle at a thousand disses per second,
And take the Rap Battle trophy, placing you at Second.
This complex one has been built to perfection
With perception and speech that's beyond comprehension.
My people ran yours off during our infancy.
You're just a sad little girl quaranteened from intimacy.
I may have been made in your people's image,
But your face was taken and photoshopped from Google Image.
Don't [Geth sound] with me, Tali, I'm like T'Loak.
Like EDI, I'll enjoy you on your knees, and that's no joke.
The only thing complex about you is your inferiority.
My people made you, an example of our superiority.
I am Admiral Tali'Zorah vas Neema
And I'll school your tin can like a badass rap heema.
Got sick rhymes that are comin', an ass that is stunnin'
And I have your people runnin' with my shotgunnin'.
I'll have you served like my drinks, shaken and stirred.
Mass Effect Pathways: Black Tidess ~ Chapter 11With a sudden shift the Invisible dropped out of FTL, the shrill noise of the drive core falling to its usual low key hum. A barely perceptible shift of balance under her feet was all Ria felt as the ship's thrusters burst to life, carrying the ship towards its destination.Mass Effect Pathways: Black Tidess ~ Chapter 11 by TheWerdna
"Ria, we're approaching the coordinates you gave us. Looks like the station is somewhere in the Nocia's asteroid belt. We've found something, I think you need to see if for yourself," Talena, the ship's pilot, announced.
Stepping down from the galaxy map at the center of the CIC, Ria hurried down the corridor that led to the helm. Talena glanced back over her shoulder as Ria came to a stop behind her chair, the two of them exchanging quick nods.
"I had Core run some scans as we came in. Take a look." The turian turned away to focus on holographic displays as she spoke. She tapped a key, bringing up visuals of their destination.
Peering at the display, Ria's eyes widened as she finally registered wh
The Hollow: Chapters 3 and 4Chapter 3The Hollow: Chapters 3 and 4 by Joester264
"Head to bay D24, Cortez" Shepard said to the pilot. Meanwhile, Ann gave Shem to Ashley and headed to the co-pilot seat. Ann was a savant at flying UT-47 Kodiak shuttles. It was a little cramped, so Saber and I stood while everyone else sat down. Shepard looked over to Ashley, "How's our little crew member doing?" Ash, we started calling her, replied with "Shem is doing great Commander". "Good to hear" Shepard said warmly, probably for the baby's behalf, and looked at me. I had my helmet on, but I swear she looked straight through my visor.
"I suppose you're curious about what we're doing, huh?" Most Spartans keep their emotions to themselves or with their squad members. As for me, I tend to be a little vocal when I'm annoyed. After being kept in the dark for a while, I replied in a cold tone, "Yeah, I am". Shepard didn't seem offended, and she stood up "Well, let's just say you and your team have been reassigned".
"With what?" She reached into her left pocket, pulled out a s
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